December 2010
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Seeing 2010 rot away like a carcass of a once sprightly fowl makes me weep. Weep with joy.
That’s right. Fuck you 2010. I should have never done you!
“And it’s whispered that soon if we all call a tune, then the Piper will...”
– Led Zeppelin
“Sarah and Casey are right inside - one girlish scream from me and they go into...”
– Chuck Bartowski, Chuck (1x10) (via twistedendings) (via fuckyeahchuck)
Chuck LOL
John Casey: What is it?
Sarah Walker: Where's Chuck?
John Casey: [checks the tracking device] Watch has him in his room.
Sarah Walker: No. This is Chuck we're talking about. He would've come up with some excuse to come in here and meet the General in person.
General Diane Beckman: What?
Sarah Walker: Check his room.
John Casey: Walker's right. Chuck's a social butterfly by nature.
Missing 8 hours. Again.
I saw my work hours for next week’s pay. I wasn’t impressed.
You took my 5,000 away from me which I worked so hard for and now?.. What a way to start 2011. Well, on the bright side there will be no D. tests. Yeay!
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Amen.. Now, pass the dutchie.
INTERVIEWER: Are you a hippie?
ANDREW: Well, when I think about it, I always smoke my pot out of a bong at home, so we could say, I am a hippie.
INTERVIEWER: Is smoking pot your hobby?
ANDREW: Do you know how often we're on the go? Chilling in bare, small rooms, not knowing how we should waste the time? So we smoke joints. That makes the whole situation a bit more bearable.
“All the bitchy girls in the world are just a training ground for what men can do...”
– Keeping the Moon, by Sarah Dessen (via quote-book)
Precious and fragile things need special handling....
Left us with so little left to give.
They laugh, just like lunatics.
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Life in plastic. It’s fantastic.
I have my tea. Now where are my biscuits?
The water has already boiled, the kettle’s whistled. I’ve dropped the tea bag in my cup as it made a plopping sound. I have found that I have run out of biscuits and jam. I am hungry and deprived of sleep. Yes. And have been robbed of bonuses. I feel like I’ve been spat on. I don’t want my biscuits anymore. I still do want my tea. I mean, why not have some tea after a hard...
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Mr. Tummy's not very happy.
I am full. I know that much. No, you’re not. One more PBJ! But, I can feel the pork chops in my throat along with the brownies and fishballs and shit. Exactly.
"You invite things to happen. You open the door....
— Dave Eggers (You Shall Know Our Velocity!)
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